Blog of a Dork

*Did you know? The term, “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye” is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, “No eye gouging.” Everything else was allowed, so the only way to be disqualified was to poke someone’s eye out. What an interesting fact!

  The ‘K’ Man of who I am refferring to in the tittle of this blog is not some one I know, merely a kind internet stranger. If you read the comment that was left on my last entry then you will see that it was left by a ‘Keith’. (I hope he doesn’t mind me reffering to him as ‘K’ Man.) It is a lovely and flattering post for which I would like to thank him. He might never read this blog again but if he does then he will know his words are appriciated. now, ‘K’ Man in refferring your comment I have a few things to say. I know I sound like I’m down on myself a lot but I’m not serious about what I say. I have high self esteem, I’m actually rather full of myself, and I’m only joking when I say those things. I don’t want any of you (my readers) to think that I’m all depressed and down on myslef, don’t worry about me I’m fine. But again ‘K’ Man, thanks for the kind words. When I call myself a dork I’m not being negative about it I’m just saying…I’m a dork. It’s just part of my quirky personality. I know that anyone can do anything that they set their mind to, no matter what the circumstances. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance and look whta he accomplished.

  Oh! That joke that you posted is so funny! Ha Ha, small medium at large, that’s great. Everyone, read that joke, it’s hilarious. Thanks to all of you, my readers mean a lot to me, I mean where would I be whithout you. Nowhere, that’s where! Hey! I wrote a poem that i’m going to post on here sometime, so look forward to that. I’ll see you…uh…write to you…soon. For now, Live On My Readers! Go out there and be all you can be!!!

 Okay guys, listen up. I’m going to start putting up qoutes and jokes that you, the readers, send to me. Email your qoute or joke to me at tac_yzarc@yahoo.com and make sure you leave some kind of name so I can show who sent it to me. If it’s not too horribly perverted or full of foul language then I’ll put it on the site. The quotes will be located under the site name (Blog of a Dork), there is one there form me right now, and the jokes will be the first part of my post on most days. To start us off I have a short blonde joke for you all.

*Why did the mirror have six holes in it?  Because a blonde tried to shoot herself.

Now wasn’t that funny. I’m sure you guys can come up with some better ones so I’ll leave the rest to you. Chow my readers!

  I would like to thank everyone who visited my sight and left a comment. It means so much that you care. I think I might cry…no maybe not but I am really touched. I would like to say good luck to Tamara who is taking her driving test.  I will be taking mine tomorrow and I hope I do well = ). I cleaned out my car so it would look nice, not that that matters. And you John, Mr. I’m a great driver, you have crashed your car twice. If you can pass the driving test I know that I can.

  Okay, I would like to say  something to my readers so listen closely, or rather read closely. I know my blog isn’t that great now but I promise that it will get better. The more readers I get the more interesting I will make it. There will be interesting quotes and funny jokes and stories. There will also be an in depth discussion of the long debated topic: What is the difference between a hobo and a pan-handler? I know that you want to know. So make sure to tell your friends about the awesome new blog you started reading and make sure you keep reading. Well, I hope you enjoy my blog because if you don’t then there is no point in me writting it. Adios my readers!