Blog of a Dork

  …what do I have to say. I don’t know. Christina said that I should update my blog so I am. School starts Tuesday. Can you believe it? I can’t. The whole summer just flew by. I think partly because I was working but also because that’s just how it goes. At the beggining you think about how long summer is and what you are going to do. Then next thing you know it’s over and your back to reading text books and writting reports. I’m sad that I have to go back to the rigid scedule and homework that comes with going to school but I will be glad to see some of my friends that I didn’t get a chance to talk to over the summer. But now that I’m a senior there is one thing that I have to do. Something I promised myself that I would do. I don’t care what anyone thinks and I’ll do it all by myself if I have to. You see, at my school when you are a senior you get certain privileges. The one thing I’ve wanted, that I have yearned for all through out my highscool experience I can now do. Because now that I’m a senior I can sit at the tables outside and eat my lunch. Ha, ha! Go me! Yeah that might be a bit of a let down to some of you. You were expecting me to say something cool and suprisingly exciting but no such luck. I just want to eat lunch outside. At my school this is a privilege reserved only for seniors. I know that other people do it. I have seen juniors and, dare I say it, sophmores sitting out there like it was no big deal. But I have never gone out there because I respect that only the seniors should be there. And now that I am a senior I’m going to sit out there every day. You laugh but it’s true. I will be out there every single day. Blazing heat, freezing clod, nothing will make me go inside. (I sound a bit like a mailman there.) I can picture it now. You picture it too. Imagine me sitting outside calmly eating my lunch. It’s snowing very hard while also hailing and sleeting. Lightning flashes in the sky, thunder booms, and a tornado can be seen approaching in the distance. The wind is blowing so hard that the food is flying off my plate. My friends are standing at the door yelling, “Jessica come back inside your going to get frost bite or struck by lightning or sucked up by the tornado!” My face turns towards them slowly. I just smile and take another bite of my mashed potatoes. Yeah. It’s going to be great. Hopefully there will be someone who is willing to eat outside with me most days. Brittney probably will (Hi Brittney *waves*). And I’m sure I can persuade someone to sit outside with me on the days when the weather is atrocious. There should be atleast one person who is that stupid/easily persuaded/devoted to me. Oh, there are good times ahead. I think that’s all for now. I await Tuesday afternoon when I will eat my school lunch outside for the first time. So that’s all for now. Until I write you again, go eat something My Readers!

  As I mentioned in the title I don’t have much to say right now. Not a lot has happened. I finally went out and bought The Phantom of the Opera. I was so happy! I bought it Thursday and I’ve watched it every day since then. How sad it that? I just love that movie so much. The acting is excelent and the music is absolutely magnificent. You know what? I wouldn’t care if a guy had a partially deformed face if he sang to me like that. Seriously guys, forget the corny pick up lines and just sing something extremely romantic to the girl you want and she’s sure to be yours. But enough about that. What else? School starts soon. August 2nd, I don’t know why it starts so early here. We only have like 2 months off for summer break and that just flies by. Now I’m going to be a senior. *Shivers* That sounds so wierd to me. My last year of highschool and then I have to go out into the real world and start my own life. That’s a lot to think about. But it also means that I have to make the most of this last year of highschool. And how can I do that you ask? Hmmm… lets’ see. I have to keep my grades up. Hang out with my friends as much as I can. Give the preps hell. Pull the most wickedly awesome senior prank ever seen. And maybe even find a nice boy to hang out with. I think that’s about it. Dad is leaving for some bussiness trip tommorrow. He’ll probably be back Wednesday so it’s not a long trip. Tuesday I have to go to school and get my new schedule and parking permit. You can go any time between 8:30 am and 3:00 pm. I’m going to be there ant 8:30 and as soon as they open the doors I’ll start screaming “I want parking spot 396!” It’s the best parking spot in the whole lot and it’s going to be mine this year. If anyone else takes it then they better be prepared for the terrible consequences. *Moniacle Laugh* Mwahaha! Seriously, I want that spot. Then Thursday there’s an FCA Leaders Meeting I have to go to. We have to get ready for this year, pick out shirt designs, think of new ways to bring in freshmen, and all that stuff. Well I guess I had more to say than I thought. So I’ll post again sometime. Go enjoy your summer, My Readers!

 Well, I haven’t posted in a while so I just thought I’d update it with a little bit of the stuff that’s happened lately. Most of it has to do with work so sorry if you don’t want to read about my borring life. The puppies are doing good. Went to a Harry Potter release party, because I’m a dork. It was fun but the new book sucks big time. The party was at Sam Goody’s and there are lots of cute guys who work there so that’s one of the reasons I went ; ). But of course I didn’t want Christina to have to go alone and I had nothing else to do. At work the other night Nikki said I had the prettiest bottom eyelashes. I didn’t really know how to respond to that. I was like ‘Thanks’ because it was a compliment but it was just sort of wierd. The servers have started tipping me, yay! Now that I think about it maybe it was just because I was new and they weren’t just going to tip me right away. So I guess that’s understandable. Yesterday I got 8 bucks (the monetary sum not the male deer) and today I made like 11. I know that doesn’t sound like much to some of you but to a teenager who saves every penny that’s a good amount. So I’m feeling pretty good. Put some gas in my car, that was nice. Gas is so expensive these days. So is milk. Somebody commented on here and said I look like Brittney Spears. That’s another wierd compliment. For one thing, I don’t see it. I mean Brittney Spears? Come on. I guess it’s a good thing because all the guys think she’s hot and whatever but she’s a slutty whore and I don’t know if I want to be compared to that. Oh well, I’m making too big of a deal out of it. What else? I went up to Mom’s shop today. Just to hang out for a little while because I was bored. And I was sitting outside on the steps and this truck full of guys went by and they whistled at me. That was unusual. That’s happened to me like 2 other times. I don’t like it. I feel like I’m being objectified. Seriously, do guys think that we like that? ‘Wow that guy just whistled at me from the back of a truck, he’s a keeper.’ Come on, it’s immature. Guys, don’t do it. Another thing, this is to girls as well as guys, hold doors open for people. Guys don’t just hold the door open for your date hold it for anyone who is carrying stuff or is in a wheel chair or whatever. Ladies you can hold the door open for people too, be curtious. Sometimes I’m at work and I’m carrying this huge tray full of stuff and there will be somebody standing right there and they won’t even take the time to open the door for me. Chivelry is dead. Dead I say! Come on people, it’s not that hard. I hold the door open for everyone. If I open the door then I hold it open for the people behind me, it’s a sign of respect. So if I don’t hold the door open for you it’s only because I hate you. Huh. Okay, enough for today. I’m gonna go instant message some people and watch TechTv until I pass out. Good night! Go hold doors open for people My Readers!

 

P.S.  To anyone who likes to read online comics you should go to http://www.megatokyo.com because it’s one of the best.

 

  Hey guys I finally put some pictures on my site. Scroll down a little and look at the sidebar on the right and check out my photo albums. Also I’m gonna post this one here because I think it’s the best picture of me ever. Seriously, this picture is great. I don’t think a better picture of me will ever be taken. Let me explain it. I was over at my friend Brittney’s house and her brother had this big sword in his room. I was like ‘That’s so cool, that sword is bigger than I am. I have to get my picture taken with it! So I did and it turned out great. Well that’s all for now. Just a short little post for today. Go take some pictures My Readers!

 

  Okay, first we’ll talk about the candy. Wednesday night Christina called and was like ‘I got my first pay check!’ (She’s working at Wendy’s) So I was like ‘We should go out and celebrate.’ So we did. But in this small town everything closes at like 9 so the only place still open was Walmart. The usual gothic kids weren’t there but there were some preppy kids hanging out in the parking lot. So we  just walked around trying to think of something to do. I saw Dana and talked to her for a while. Christina talked to her ‘boy friend’ at the pretzel place. (She’s going to hit me for that) Then we went down the candy isle and I suggested that we buy a whole bunch of candy and have a sleep over. So I stayed the night at Christina’s house and we ate candy and instant messaged people until we passed out around 5 in the morning. It was a ton of fun. The next day we went and saw War of the Worlds w/ Brittney, it’s a good movie.

  Now, about the puppies. We have know that my dog was pregnant for a while and we expected puppies soon. Last night we couldn’t find her and my mom was getting worried about it but we decided that she was probably fine, just sleeping somewhere. It was getting late so I went into my room to watch some tv and eat left-over mexican food. Then I hear this noise coming from under my bed and I went over and looked and there was the dog. I have these boxes under my bed w/ clothes and shoes and stuff in them so I pulled them out and set them up on the bed. The dog was obviously about to have puppies so I yelled for my dad and he came down. We tried to move her somewhere better but she refused to move. So last night our dogs bacame the parents of 5 black puppies. But now we’re going to have to move my bed and shampoo the carpet b/c it’s totally gross. It’s nice to have puppies, they’re fun. But now we’re going to have to worry about giving them away and hoping they find a good home and that stuff. But I’d like all my friends to know that they can come over and play w/ the puppies and tell me how cute they are and whatever. That should be enjoyable.

  Oh, one more thing. My dad went in for the ultra sound scan today and they didn’t find anything. We don’t know if that’s good or bad. Maybe there’s nothing wrong with him or maybe there is and they just can’t find it. Let’s hope it’s the first one. That’s all for toady. See you guys. Go pet some puppies My Readers!

  Hey, I got this letter today from the AMSTEMM people with a picture of the group and the address to the site where they have more pictures of us. They’re from the one day when we were at Altech and had our picture taken with Governer Fletcher. Go here to see them. In case you don’t know what I look like, I’m the blonde with the braids and the black skirt. That’s all I want to say. Go see the pictures My Readers!

  I’m just going to rant for a little bit, it’s been a long day. I just got of work and it was so busy! We had this benefit thing at the resturaunt tonight and everyone was coming in for that and it was just crazy busy. I was hostessing, doing a little cashier work, bussing tables, folding napkins (we kept running out), and I delivered some food. I thought I was going to die. Everyone was like ‘Thanks for bussing my table, hun’ or ‘What would I do without you here to help me?’ But did anyone have the decency to tip me? No! They’re supposed to tip the hostess but they almost never do. There are only a few servers there who will tip me occasionaly. Seriously, wtf? I’m busting my but out there and they can’t even give me their spare change. All I got tonight was the penny I found while wipinng up the water that was spilt on the floor in the lady’s room. Yeah, I feel appreciated. And what’s with this hun bussiness? I don’t mind if the girls call me that or some of the older guys that are more like a big brother. But if Matt calls me sweetie or sweetheart or babe one more time, uhh. It was nice to here ‘hey good looking’ at first but now I’m like ‘Matt you’re not a player, stop thinking you are and get back to work.’ But I can always smile and ask nicely and he’ll pick up an extra table or something so I guess it all evens out. Boys are easy, the stupid ones anyway. But that doesn’t make it right to use them. *Gives an evil glare to a few girls.* That’s why I like the smart ones, but I’m getting of subject here. And what’s up with Chris? He’s my friend Brittney’s older brother and I go over to her house a lot and I’ll see him there. Sometimes Brittney and I play video games and Chris always tries to get me killed by giving me ‘helpful hints.’ So I usually joke around with him at work. He always calls me an ‘evil little girl.’ I don’t know about the evil part but I am little compared to him. He’s like 20 and atleast 6 feet tall. But he is rather annoying sometimes. Whatever. I guess I shouldn’t complain about any of this. A job is a job and I’d rather work there than at McDonnalds or something. It’s all just part of life I gues. So I’ll write you guys later. Work On, My Readers! (But not too hard.)

 

 *P.S.  I’d like to send my condolences to my friend Heather. Her boyfriend just broke up with her and I’m sure she’s having a tough time with it. I love you Heather! (In a completely platonic way of course.) Be strong my friend! Be strong.