Great, Now Everything Can Kill You
I just heard this thing on the news about potato chips. I knew that they were unhealthy, clog up your arteries that sort of thing, but I had no idea how bad it was. Turns out that there is some kind of chemical that they use in potato chips that causes cancer. Yes, cancer! Now snacking won’t just make me fat and lazy it will also kill me slowly. Great! What has the world come to? Steriods in the meat, pesticides on the vegetables, cancer in the snack foods. What’s next, ice cream causes leprecy? It’s so sad. Now I don’t want to exagerate this too much. You have to eat a whole bunch of chips for you to actually get cancer, like 40 bags a day for a year or something. But still, it makes you think. ‘Do I really want to risk it?’ I’m just going to have to have my own farm where I grow my own vegetables and slaughter my own livestock. Then I can know that what I eat isn’t going to kill me, after it’s been cooked anyway. But that could get rather expensive… hmm. Maybe I”ll just buy all natural stuff and never eat junk food again. No, we all know that’s never going to happen. I guess I’ll just have to live with it I suppose. So, that’s it for now. Watch your snack foods, My Readers!
Posted by in 10:14:58
oh lordie! i heard that about tang too. well, anything would kill you if you ate that much of it. i think all the chips ive ever eaten has probably added up to 40 bags every day for a year. maybe thats why people are dying these days, its cuz they get to teh point where they’ve eaten 40×365 (how many that is) bags of chips in their lives, so they die, and we just think its of old age. id love to help you slaughter animals, but i think that would get tiresome. gosshh, whatever, you know what they say, only the good die young!
I think they also just figured out second-hand smoke is dangerous… haven’t we known this for YEARS? I think they’re starting to just recycle old news — the scariest they can find. What fun would it be if we aren’t all scared to death? Ya know? One of these days they’ll find a way to live forever but the fact remains that 100% of us WILL die one way or another. I’m quite sure people died of cancer 5,000 years ago too — oh wait, nope… probably not because no one got out of their 20s back then! They never had a chance to die of cancer! LOL
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