Blog of a Dork

  *Before I post anything else I would like to say thanks to all of the people who were wearing green today. You all did a great thing. I am forever in your debt. I thank you. The Green Party thanks you. And most of all, the world thanks you. (Except the Government, they hate you now.)

  Yes!!! Today I got my ACT results back. Guess what I got? No, I’m not an idiot, guess again. No, I did better than that. Yes! That’s right! I got a 30! Aren’t you proud of me? Christina is. She said that, if they made them, she’d get me ‘Congratulations on doing better than everyone else on your Act’ balloons. I’m so happy. That’s 4 points better than last time. With a score like that I could get into Harvard. Well, maybe that’s a bit of an exageration, you need a little more than that to get into Harvard. You need like a 32 Act, 4.0 GPA, lots of club activities, and sports. (*Talks like Napoleon Dynamite* Book knowledge skills, Social skills, Athletic skills…) Let’s see here. I can get a 32 if I work hard. I don’t know about that 4.0, that’s probably not going to happen, 3.9 maybe. I’m in lots of clubs, but I’m not in a leadership position in any of the, I can run for something next year. Sports… no… never going to happen. I’m a dork, we are very clumsy and not athletic in any way. Well, I’m not doing too bad. I could still get into Harvard. And if I do then I won’t even need to worry about the education. Because all the guys there will be rich so I can marry/get knocked up by one of them and then I’ll never have to worry about money again. (Just joking guys! I really do plan to get a good education and become a doctor. But, if the rich guy is cute…) Whatever. Go Dream About Harvard My Readers!!!

   Testing starts tommorrow. That stupid Government testing. The ’CATS’ testing they call it. They say they want to see how we are doing on average. See how the schools are doing at teaching. But do you think that’s what they are really doing? Of course not. No, that would be too normal for the Government. What do they it stands for? Commonwealth Accountability Testing System. That’s not what it really is. But I’m not absolutely sure what it really stands for. Controlling Adolescent Thinking Systems. Creating Alcoholic Teens Syndrome. Christina says Conducting Anal Tests Secretively (it’s not aliens it’s the Government). All possibilities. Because the government is really using these tests to control us and keep track of what we’re doing. Why do they need to know exactly what we’ve learned? So they know if we’re getting too smart for our own good. If they just want to see how the schools are doing on average then why don’t they make the tests anonymous? That would make more sense. There would be less pressure on the students and they could test to their full potential. See, that’s where the Government slipped up. They need some better excuses. 

    Last Wednesday the principal came in and told us how he wants us to do our best. That they weren’t getting money for the testing, that it’s all to benefit us, the students. That’s a load of bull. If they’re not getting any money then why do they cair how we do? If the money didn’t matter why would they reward us for doing good? They are contradicting themselves. Come on Government! Get Your story straight! Gosh! Well now that I’ve told you all the truth. The Government will probably read this and take me to some sort of brain-washing camp. If I come back from a ‘vacation’ and suddenly love the Government then you will know what happened. You had better read this fast before the delete it. Hurry!! Read!! Your life could depend on it! I only hope that I can hide until the heat wears off. I’m sure the Green Party can help me out. They will keep me safe. Remember ‘Green Party Appriciation Day’ is this Friday. I must go now. Keep Spreading the Truth My Readers.

 The school year is almost over. Only 28 days of schoool left. Then I have a whole summer without it. Next year I’ll be a senior. Last year of highschool, it’s kind of scary… and sad. Because I only have 1 year left. One year of fun and carelessness and depending on others. After that I’ll be out in the real world. No more parents to pay for stuff like food and shelter. I’ll have to do everything for myself. It’s a little unsettling. But I’m ready for it. I want the freedom. To be able to do whatever I want whenever I want. I guess it all balances out. But I will miss alot of people. I know that only some of them will go to the same college I will. And I might not see them that often even if they do. Then after college I might never see them again. There will be highschool reunions but not everyone comes back to those. And even if they do, the people I know now will have changed so much. Then there are the people that are leaving at the end of this year. There are some foriegn exchange students who are going back to their home countries. (Franzi, I’ll miss you!) It’s sad to think about. But I know I’ll always have the memories. The good times, the bad times, I’ll remember it all. But it’s not over yet. I still have a year. A year to make new memories. Next year there’s no holding back. I’m going to live every moment to it’s fullest b/c I know that time will go by so fast. No regrets. Go, Make Some Memories My Readers!