Blog of a Dork

  I’m doing this thing with FCA called 30 Hour Famine. We are helping to support these poor, starving kids in Africa. So we fast for 30 hours and donate the money we would have spent on food to the poor African children. It’s also time that we are supposed to spend growing closer to God. Well, it ends at 6:00 tonight so there’s still a while to go. I’m really hungry but I know it’s for a good cause. Still, I’m really hungry. We are all going to meet at Jitters (a coffee house) later tonight to celebrate our achievement and eat some food.

  I found this interesting, go to this site and look at the 2 pictures. Look at them for 45 seconds and try to find all the differences, there are 12. I only found like 6, good luck to you. 

  I don’t have anything else to say so keep eating for me, My Readers!

  I hate Valentines day so much! I really do. It sucks. It’s the worst flippin’ holliday ever! Why do we need a holliday where happy people can rub it in that us unhappy people don’t have boyfriends (or girlfriends)? It just makes me feel bad. I look at all those happy couples walking around being all… happy and I just want to… for legal purposes I had better not say what I want to do…it’s not very nice. Stupid V-Day. I know that tomorrow one of my friends (Thanks Christina!) will have a flower delivered to me but I wish I was getting a flower from a guy. A nice, caring, funny, cute guy. Great, now I’m starting to get depressed. Stupid V-Day, look what you did, you made me all sad! I bet all the other hollidays hate it. They’re like ‘You not even a real holliday, you’re just a commercial one made up by the card and candy companies to make money. Only the shallow people like you. You don’t even repressent any good morals.’ Crap, now I feel bad for V-Day because it got excluded and made fun of. I’m so confused. Stupid V-Day, now you made me confused. Whatever. It’s time for a Napolean quote that applies to the situation.

Well nobody’s going to date me.

Why not?

Because I don’t have any skills.

What do you mean?

Like bow hunting skills, or num-chuck skills, or computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends with skills.

Oh.

  Okay, I’m going to go to sleep. I’m happy in my dreams. Most of them any way. I hope you all have a happy V-Day My Readers!   v_v

  Gooosssshhh… I love this movie so flippin’ much. It’s awesome… sweet… I love it… awesome. It may very well be the best movie I’ve ever seen. That’s the kind of movie I would make, if anyone was stupid enough to give me a camera and a large budget. I can really identify with those characters, they are so much like me. I want a ‘Vote for Pedro’ shirt, that would be sweet.

  I have gone through many phases in my life, most recently my EMO phase, and now I’m going through my Napolean phase. I have to warn everyone that I will probaly imitate Napolean… alot… for quiet some time. If it annoys you then please feel free to hit me until I stop, but please tell me why you are hitting me there is no need for senseless violence.

Hey Napoleon what’d you do this summer?

I already told you, I was hunting wolverines in
Alaska with my uncle.

Did you kill any?

Yeah, like 50. They kept surrounding my cousins, what would you do in that situation?

What’d you kill them with?

A flippin’ 12 gauge, what’d you think?

  Thankyou for taking the time to read this blog entry. If you haven’t seen Napolean Dynamite yet then please go see it now. You don’t know how much you are missing. Really, go see it. If you do, all your wildest dreams will come true. ‘Gooossshhh’ My Readers!

  I’m tired… so tired… I have to work and go to school…it’s a lot to do. I need more sleep…  ^_^  …

  I was wondering…

  Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

  Go get some sleep My Readers!