Blog of a Dork

  This weekend I went to Europe on a bus full of chinese immigrants. The bus was blue. When we arrived I found a cardboard box to stay in for free, it was very nice. I went swimming in the ocean but it rained so all the Leafy Sea Dragons died, I was really sad. While I was there I met a girl with a mean step dad. There were lots of bears in Europe and they attacked frequently. This gave me an idea. I told her to snatch him up in a bear trap and that would solve all her problems. Then I wanted to go back and sleep in my nice, warm box but someone had stolen it. I was sad, again. So I bid farewell to Europe, vowing to return once more. I traveled back to the US on another bus. It was red and not full of chinese immagrants. When I got home I slept for 7.2275 days. In was a good trip.

 *P.S This whole entry was complete bull. So, don’t take it seriously My Readers!