One of my best friends, Christina, has their B-Day tommorrow. She will be 17, she is growing up so fast, *tear*. I wish you the best on your special day. Now I will sing you a song.
*Singing* Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Christina, Happy Birthday to you!!! And many more!!! *End Singing*
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This weekend I went to Europe on a bus full of chinese immigrants. The bus was blue. When we arrived I found a cardboard box to stay in for free, it was very nice. I went swimming in the ocean but it rained so all the Leafy Sea Dragons died, I was really sad. While I was there I met a girl with a mean step dad. There were lots of bears in Europe and they attacked frequently. This gave me an idea. I told her to snatch him up in a bear trap and that would solve all her problems. Then I wanted to go back and sleep in my nice, warm box but someone had stolen it. I was sad, again. So I bid farewell to Europe, vowing to return once more. I traveled back to the US on another bus. It was red and not full of chinese immagrants. When I got home I slept for 7.2275 days. In was a good trip.
*P.S This whole entry was complete bull. So, don’t take it seriously My Readers!
The rest of this post is going to be written by my dearest friend Christina-chan, so don’t hold me responsible for whatever she says.
heheheh! hello all! how are you all doing? i know your going to ask, and im doing just fine. blogging on a friend’s site beats out doing research for marine biology any day. actually, blogging at school is fun ALL THE TIME. hehehehe colon parentesis.
you knurr what people, you should go to my site. its reallurr coolio.
http://goodchristina.aliehs.com here is my coolio site
oh and this is http://www.xanga.com/spmrocks heather’s xanga you should also go there even though its not as cool as my site. colon parenthesis.
in case any of you are thinking of starting a fan club for me, ill list a few of my favorite things.
1)anime
2)tang
3)jess-chan
4)making websites
also, just being cool in general, colon parenthesis. anyways, me and jess-chan have to go wander the road of life now, buh bye my new readers!
*If Aston Kutcher said breathing wasn’t cool then 99 percent of the female poulation would be dead. Yeah…because you know it’s pretty much true.
The Stupid Test!
My brother is a football player, I’m not proud of that fact but it’s true. So today the highschool was having some banquette to honor the football players and the cheerleaders. It’s a Sunday, I don’t want to go to school and I definitely don’t want to go celebrate a bunch of idiots (football players) and bimbos (cheerleaders). I tried everything to get out of it. I pretended to be sick but my mom didn’t buy it. Then I said I had a bunch of homework but we don’t have school tommorrow so she didn’t care about that. She just kept saying stuff like “Don’t you want to go and flirt with all those cute football players?” and “Those cheerleaders are such nice girls, you can hang out with them.” I don’t think she understands highschool life at all. In most cases I would rather cut off my own arm than have to talk any of those arrogant morons. And in most cases they wouldn’t talk to me if their lives depended on it. How should I put it? People like me… dorks, geeks, nerds, goths, just nonconformists in general…don’t mingle with people like that. We just don’t. So I had to go and stay there for three hours, it was horrible. I just stood around and sat around and was just bored in general. Whatever. I hope you all had fun this weekend. Peace out My Readers!
Today started out pretty well, nothing out of the ordinary. It was very rainy but I didn’t think much of it. There is this club at my school where we take in and rehabilitate birds of prey. There is a center built on the school grounds and we go down there after school Thursdays to take care of the place. Well today when my friend Lindzey and I went down it was still raining pretty hard and with our bad luck we got stuck washing the birds’ food dishes. When you wash the food dishes you have to do it outside whith the hose and buckets. So we got soaking wet from the rain and the water hose getting “accidently” sprayed on us. We got done around 4:30 but I had to hang around until my brother was done with football practice b/c I had to take him. I was starting to get hungry so we decided that we would cruise on over to McDonalds and grab a burger. It was still raining so when I pulled into the parkinglot I turned off my lights and windshield wipers and Lindzey started to get out. “Lock the door please.” I said but she hadn’t heard me and went ahead and closed the door without locking it. So I leaned across the seat and locked the passenger door then I thought ‘Oh, better lock my door’ so I did. I wasn’t really thinking so I went ahead and got out and closed the door. I stuck my hand in my pocket to put my key in but then I realized I didn’t have my key in my hand. I cheked my other pocket it wasn’t there. I froze when I realized what I’d done. I franticly pulled on the door handle not knowing what else to do. Lindzey had a shocked look as she began to realize what was going on. “Did you just lock your keys in the car?” She asked. All I could manage to do was nod my head. I freaked, I just stood there. Here I was soaking wet, getting rained on, hungry, and locked out of my own car.
Luckily I had my mom’s cell phone in my pocket and I pulled it out. “Should we call the police?” Lindzey asked. “I’ll call my mom, we have a spare key.” I managed to mumble. I called my mom but I was still really shuck up about it,I think I was in shock of the whole thing. My mom said that my dad had the spare key and he was still at work but she’d be there soon. I was still hungry so Lindsey went in and got us some burgers but I refused to go more that 3 feet from the car. When she came back out she managed to talk me into going inside to eat but I sat as close to the window as possible and never took my eyes off the car. Lindzey kept laughing at me b/c she thought it was funny. When my mom got there she tried to open the door with a coat hanger but that didn’t work so we had to call the police to come out and fix unlock it. More than minutes later the cops still weren’t there and my mom was getting tired of waiting and my little sister (who she’d brought along) was getting hungry. Then my dad called the cell phone b/c he’d got home and had no clue where we were. Mom explained the situation and he said he’d come and bring the key. Of course right after he called the cops finally showed up but we told them that my dad was coming and we’d be fine. It was starting to get late and I felt bad for poor Lindzey getting stuck there with me. Mom decided that we weren’t going to get home for a while so she ordered us all McDonalds’ for dinner. By the time my dad made it there it was about 6:30. I was so happyt to be able to get back in the car and I swore to always make sure I had my keys before I close the door. My dad to leave right away to go get my brother who’d been waiting at the school for quite some time. I dropped Lindzey off and got home at about 7. I ate quikly and then immediatly changed out of my soaking wet clothes, my pants were literally dripping water. I’ll probaly be sick now.
Oh, did I forget to mention that I still had to read a chapter for AP US History, organize my Marine Biology binder, do a bunch of spanish worksheets, and write a report. I did a crappy job on all of it but I managed to get most of it done. The report took me a lmost 3 hours to write and then type. Now it’s like 11:30 and I’m writting this instead of sleeping like I should be. Today was a horrible day.
But on the good side I got my report card and I got 3 a’s and one B ( a stinking 89) so that’s pretty good. And I made a stop at Sam Goody’s before the McDonalds incident so I have something for you to borrow Christina, but by the time you read this you’ll already have it so no surprise there. Hopoefully tommorrow will be better but I can’t hope for too much. Well My Readers, don’t lock your keys in your car!
As I mentioned before I got an mp3 player for Christmas. I read the little manual and loaded the software onto the computer and I thought I was all ready to go. Well I plugged it into the USB port but the computer couldn’t find it, it said nothing was there. I may not be a computer genius but I’m pretty good so I kept trying but I just couldn’t get it to work. I asked my mom and she worked on it for a while but it still wouldn’t work. Then my dad tried, he has a degree in computer programming and he couldn’t figure out what was wrong. We just couldn’t figure it out. So I tried it on my dad’s lap top and it worked fine, no problems at all. I also tried it on a friends computer, worked there too. My computer is the only one it won’t work on. I’ve decided that the reason it wont work is because my computer is stupid. And why do I have a stupid computer? Because the Univers hates me!
As I also mentioned before I got a cell phone for Christmas. Well, I didn’t actually get it on Christmas. We picked out a plan and stuff but they said that there weren’t any numbers available for my area or something so we had to come back after January first. No big deal, I’d still have my phone before school started and I was getting a great deal on a flip phone. The flip phones are normally like 100 bucks but there was some specail mail in rebate so it would end up being free. I was going to go pick it up today, I wanted to just go by myself but my mom had to pay for it so she had to go. Then she says that she has to go to the dentist first, you know how I feel about dentists (Re: entry ‘I hate dentists!’), and that we have to take my little sis with us. I thought it was going to be one of those ‘Your teeth look nice…remember to floss…see you next time’ sort of visits but it wasn’t. I sat in the stupid dentists office for an hour and a half with my sister bugging me the whole time. But I didn’t care because I was going to get my cell phone (I have wanted one for so long). When we finally got to the phone place the lady tells me that there are still no numbers available and they don’t know when there will be. She also said that the deal on the flip phones was no longer available, eventhough they said it would be. I was so extreemely pissed. I still am. You know why there where no numbers available? Because the Universe hates me!
And why my friends, does the Universe hate me? Because I was born on a Tuesday. That’s right, I’m a Tuesday baby. Why me? I should have been born on a Saturday or a Thursday, I love Thursdays. But no, I had to be born on a stupid Tuesday. It’s the worst of all days. I know everybody hates Monday but that’s what makes it special, it’s an important part of the week. Tuesday is just bland and forgotten. So when I was born on a Tuesday the Universe thought ‘I hate Tuesday therefore I hate you. You shall be forever cused with bad luck.’ There I was, born on a Tuesday and forever cursed to be unlucky. Then my parents thought ‘Let’s make it even worse.’ And how could they make it worse? By giving me that name. A name that was horribly unfitting and would forever brand me. You know what they named me? They gave me the name…I don’t even want to say it…The thought of saying it makes me want to throw myself of a cliff…They named me…Jessica. Oh, how I hate my name. It’s such an A social, conformist, prep name. I should have a name that fits me, something unique. I have said this before but now I shall say it unto the world: “I will no longer go by my first name, I will not have a first name. I will go by my last name, my middle name, or any approved nicknames.” Anyone who chooses to still refer to me by my first name will be corrected. You may not think this is serious but it really is. My fragile psyche is leaning over the edge and any more agitation could cause me to snap. So, if you don’t want me to go crazy, don’t refer to me by that name. Thankyou for your time. Goodbye My Readers!
