Blog of a Dork

 *This blog was written during a period in time in which I was extreemely pissed off about life in general and may not reflect my true feelings towards anything.

  Normally we have a huge New Years Eve party at the studio but now we’ve sold it so this year we didn’t have a party. One of my friends was going to have a New Years bash that I would have been happy to attend but then they comped out. You know who you are, I’m not mad at you directly…I’m just pissed in general. So then my parents decided to go to one of their friend’s party and they took my brother with them. This means that I’m home on New Years Eve watching my 9 year old sister. This has never happened to me before, it sucks so bad. While everyone else is out partying in their nice clothes and drinking champagne from those cute little glasses I’m stuck at home surfing the web in sweatpants and drinking grape soda from a plastic cup. And I want a guy to kiss when it turns twelve! Come on! We had an expression for this kind of thing in Ohio, ‘It bites the big one!’ I’m so depressed, so I wrote a depressing little poem. It’s not good but I’m upset right now and that’s how I feel.

 

Everyone’s out with their friends

Living their lives and having fun

But I’m stuck here at home 

Wishing this was all done

 

I just want to be part of it

Be out there with my friends

Not alone like always

Waiting for when it ends

 

If someone would listen

Then they could understand

I want someone to talk to

Someone to hold my hand

 

But no one listens to me

I don’t matter anyway

Maybe that’s just how it is

I’ll find out some day

 

Cause I’m a strong person

I’ll live my life through

Do the best that I can

That’s all I can do

  So, I hope everybody had a good Christmas. Mine was…well Christmas day itself was good. I finally got the cell phone that I had wanted for so long. It’s a nice one, with a great plan. I also got an MP3 Player it’s really nice, half a gig of memory. Anyone who wantches Survivor knows about the buffs that the contestants wear, well I got one of those too. And some assorted clothing items. That was the good.

  The bad is that my grandma has been having some heart problems. A few days before Christmas she was having chest pains and was taken to the hospital. The docters think that she had a minor heart attack, and now she’s on bedrest. She’s not allowed to get up or do much of anything. Every Christmas the whole family goes to her house and we have our big celebration. She would cook the turkey and the ham and we would all bring some other dishes. Well this year she was so dissappointed that she couldn’t do that but everything turned out okay. She’s getting better and I’m sure she’ll be fine.

  The ugly goes with a story about my brother. Not that my brother is ugly…well…he’s not really good looking either…that’s not the point. My brother was helping some of my cousin while they were out working on my grandpa’s farm. They were taking down the old fence posts with a backhoe and somehow my bro’s left ring finger got caught between a fence post and the back hoe and…well it got pretty messed up. It was so nesty… it kind of looked like the end of his finger exploded. It was so gross! He was at the hospital for 7 hours and then had to go back for surgery the next day. He lost the tip of his finger and what’s left looks really messed up. They say that in 2 months the part of his finger nail that’s still there will start to grow back. In three months the skin will have grown back and it will start to look like a finger again. In 4 months he can actually use it like a finger again, bad luck for him I guess.  I was going to put a picture of it on here but I was afraid that it would cause severe physiological damage and now a days you can get sued for anything so I better not.

Peace out My Readers!

*Warning: this blog may be offensive to anyone who is/ is friends with/ is related to a dentist or a chiropractor. I appoligize if you are offended but hope you will all take this in good humor.

  Why would anyone want to go into a profession where you torture people, because that’s what dentistry is: torture. They’e always poking you with sharp metal objects and then asking “Does that hurt?” No duh it hurts you just stabbed me in the mouth. No wonder dentist suicide rates are so high, I’d kill myself too if I had to stick my hands in people’s nasty mouths all day. What kind of dementeed little kid grows up thinking ‘I want to be a dentist.’ I don’t think anyone does. You only become a dentist if you flunk out of every other type of medical school. The only other medical profession lower that a dentist is a chiropractor, if you even call them doctors. “oh you have a bad back, maybe if I hit it a couple times it will get better.” Yeah, right. Does any one really believe that, if they do they’re dillusional. Well I guess that’s all I have to say for now…stupid dentists…losers…okay. Brush your teeth My Readers so you never need to go to the dentist’s office.

  Hey! If you go to google and type ‘dorkqueen blog’ in the search bar my  site is the first one to come up! Doesn’t that make you feel all warm inside? No? Well it should! The world loves me, I’m great! Okay I’m getting a little cocky here so I’ll stop now. Have a nice day everyone!

*The following are poems that I have written, so don’t judge them too harshley please! I nope you all like them! (Does the second one even count as a poem? I don’t know. Whatever.)

 

  I have now had over 1000 hits on my home page! I’m so happy! Big day for me! Go me! Go me! *Do a little dance.* More great news! I wrote my first html code the other day! Aren’t you all proud of me? I know, I know, you can stop cheering now. All you normal people are probably going “what’s that” and all you computer nerds (I don’t mean that offensively) are like “no big deal.” But it’s a big accomplishment for me so…yay!

  Well, Cheer On My Readers! Cheer On!

*Did you know? The term, “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye” is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, “No eye gouging.” Everything else was allowed, so the only way to be disqualified was to poke someone’s eye out. What an interesting fact!

  The ‘K’ Man of who I am refferring to in the tittle of this blog is not some one I know, merely a kind internet stranger. If you read the comment that was left on my last entry then you will see that it was left by a ‘Keith’. (I hope he doesn’t mind me reffering to him as ‘K’ Man.) It is a lovely and flattering post for which I would like to thank him. He might never read this blog again but if he does then he will know his words are appriciated. now, ‘K’ Man in refferring your comment I have a few things to say. I know I sound like I’m down on myself a lot but I’m not serious about what I say. I have high self esteem, I’m actually rather full of myself, and I’m only joking when I say those things. I don’t want any of you (my readers) to think that I’m all depressed and down on myslef, don’t worry about me I’m fine. But again ‘K’ Man, thanks for the kind words. When I call myself a dork I’m not being negative about it I’m just saying…I’m a dork. It’s just part of my quirky personality. I know that anyone can do anything that they set their mind to, no matter what the circumstances. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance and look whta he accomplished.

  Oh! That joke that you posted is so funny! Ha Ha, small medium at large, that’s great. Everyone, read that joke, it’s hilarious. Thanks to all of you, my readers mean a lot to me, I mean where would I be whithout you. Nowhere, that’s where! Hey! I wrote a poem that i’m going to post on here sometime, so look forward to that. I’ll see you…uh…write to you…soon. For now, Live On My Readers! Go out there and be all you can be!!!

  *It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The
frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of
its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the
stomach’s contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

  Isn’t that funny? Ha ha ha! What an interesting fact. Aren’t you all glad that I broadened your knowledge of amphibius reptiles? I’m sure you are. Well I don’t have much to say. I’m watching a Charlie Brown Christmas movie. Charlie Brown is awesome! I’m going on a field trip Thrusday with spanish. I wouldn’t normally be this excited about it but I get to miss a pre-calculus test. Yay! Well…I can’t really think of anything else. Oh, more cool info like that will be reandomly posted on the site, I hope you enjoy it. Also, certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed, and continue living. Was that random? No, not really. Just more frog info. Well, have a great December! Learn on my Reades! Learn On!