Blog of a Dork

  My parents own a Dance Studio and we are now selling it (as mentioned in the entry below). So, for the past week we have been making stuff up and moving it out of there. Well, I didn’t realize how much crap we had in that place. I mean we’ve owned it for like 6 years I guess we just kept putting stuff there. I’m really going to miss the place. Goodbye Studio! Anyway, this story isn’t really about the studio it’s about me…being a dork…and doing stupid stuff and being clumsy. You see, in the process of moving out of the studio we’ve had to do a lot of work so I have injured myself a number of times. I’m covered in bruises, my fingers are all cut up (there was broken glass), and my body is sore all over. When I was starting a fire in the fireplace the other night I accidently touched the hot lighter to my arm, now I have the imprint of a lighter burnt onto my forearm (maybe permanatly), which is kinda funny but really painful. And today the biggest clutzy act of them all, I was carring this big CD rack out to the car. It’s about 4 feet tall and full of CD’s so I thought the best way to carry it would be to lay it across my arms horizontally. Well, no one told me that it slides apart in the midle, which it did as soon as I picked it up. So the edges cut my arms, half off the rack slammed into my knee, the other half landed right on my foot, and Cd’s went flying everywhere. It was horrible. Now I’m sad.

  Well I hope some one out there got some sort of amusement out of my story or all my rambling was for nothing. I hope that none of you are as horribly clumsy as I am. Now, go out there and have a better week than I have…go on. Ramble On My Readers!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….just joking. A long time ago my parents bought this old arcade game. You know those big ones that took coins and the only controls were a joy stick and 2 buttons. Remember those from back in the day. Yeah, well this one is a basketball game called ‘NBA Slam’ and for years it just sat around at our studio collecting dust. We played it a couple of times but then it broke and we just ignored it. Well, we are selling the studio and we thought ‘Hey I wonder if this thing still works?’ We fooled around with it a little anc turns out, it does. So now we’re trtying to decide what to do with it. I ask beg hard enough I might get to put it in my room. How cool would that be? Really cool. So everyone, pray that they let me keep it. If they do I’ll invite you over to play a few rounds. Thanks in advance for  the prayers. Game On My Readers!

*I don’t have a joke for today but I do have a funny story…well maybe not funny but definetaly wierd. Here it is: An online casino won the eBay bidding for a decade-old cheese sandwich bearing what some people consider a likeness of the Virgin Mary and immediately began hawking Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese T-shirts. How funny is that? The Casino paid $28,000 for the sandwich, though it does kinda look like Mary. (To see the pick click on the link above.)

  Ha Ha! Today was the last day of school for 5 days. It’s Thanksgiving Break Baby! Can you believe some teachers actually gave us homework? How gay! Oh, well I’ll deal. I’m going to sleep all day tommorrow, eat all day Thursday, then sleep all day Friday. (Do you see a pattern there?) I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving! !Feliz dia del pavo! That’s happy turkey day for you non spanish speakers. Turkey on My Readers!

*A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten
by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go
about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an
argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will
start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it
was just a joke.
(Jack Handey)

  Did you guys like that ^ little thing. I thought it was hillarious, I’m so going to do that to someone one day. Ha ha ha…anyway. I got my drivers licence so cool beans. I haven’t posted anything for a while, like anyone even cares. I’ve been very busy. I went to a Christian Rock Concert earlier tonight…I guess now I have to say yesterday it’s like 12:30 am. Whatever. That’s all for now. Don’t get bit by a snake My Readers!

  *(This isn’t really a joke it’s an insult but I thought it was funny.) If your brain were made of chocolate, you wouldn’t have enough to fill an M&M.

  I’m the kind of stupid kid who takes all of those stupid honors classes because they you good on college applications. Because of this, I have tons of homework everynoght. Most nights I have to study for a Spanish 3 test, do 70,000 (exageration) Pre-Calculus problems, type a report for Environmental Science, and do some kind of gay assingement for Atrs and Worlds Themes (retarded core content class). I usually end up working most of the night and get very little sleep. If i have to work that night it’s even worse. So, I’ve started this snew way of going about it. I lock myself in my room, turn on some christian rock, and don’t leave untill I’m done. It’s not fun, far from it, but if I work my but off I can get it all done. The sad thing is that this is just highschool. When I get to college I can’t even imagine what it’s going to like. You know what? I think college just might kill me, but if I make it this will all be worth it. Medical school here I come! Watch your back Harvard I heading your way! Be prepared Yale, I might end up there! The world is my oyster and I’m going to eat it, even though I don’t like oysters…oh well. Learn On My Readers!

  Okay, It’s November first. That means Halloween is over and the elections are tomorrow. Also we set the clocks back an hour which has really messed me up. I’ve been busy this weekend and didn’t have time to post anything about Halloween so here it is. Saturday my parental units had a Halloween party that was pretty fun. It’s funny when adults dress up. There was a 6′2, 250 lb man dressep up a Shirly Temple, lmao. There was also a hillbilly dracula, a giant chicken, an umpa-lumpa, and the regulare assortment of werewolfs and ghosts. Then yesterday, Sunday, my friend Megan had a Halloween party. It was so awesome. There were some of my peers and some older kids that Megan works with. We hung out, played pool, and learned how to play the cup game (which can get you kicked out of Pizza Hut). Then around 9:30 we were bored so we crused on over to Wendy’s and got some fast food. Then we all went to one of the other girl’s house. She’s 23 and owns her own little duplex. We hung out for a while and then we started watching scary movies. We didn’t leave until after 3:30 in the morning. Good thing I was spending the night at Megan’s house, we didn’t get back there until 4:00 becuase she had to drop off this other girl. It was suck a awesome night. Well, I got’s to go. Party On My Readers!