Blog of a Dork

 *What’s green and has wheels?  It’s a frog! Okay, I liked about the wheels.

  Hey guys, I have an important bulliten about tie Fridays. This is something new that a group of teens at my school (including yours truly) started because…well…I don’t know, I guess we thought it would be cool. Anyway, the thing is that every Friday we are going to where a tie to school. I know it doesn’t sound that great now but it’s fun. It’s nice when your at school on Friday and you see some other people wearing ties and you know why, it’s like you have some kind of weird inside joke. And if a whole buch of people start doing it then think how cool it will be to know that your a part of it. Everybody can do it, no matter where you live or what sex you are. Remeber, guys who wear ties look hot and classy. Girls who wear ties look independent and sexy. So find a nice tie to wear Friday and start a revolution on my readers!

*In light of the recent Red Soxs win, I have a special joke for today.

  A teacher ask all of her students who are Yankees fan’s. Every child in class except one raises his hand. The teacher says “Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?” The Red Sox,” he replied. “Why are you a Red Sox fan?” the teacher asked. “Well, both of my parents are Red Sox fans.” “That isn’t a very good answer, if both of your parents were morons would that make you a moron too?” the teacher asked. “No,” said Bobby, “that woul make me a Yankees fan.”

 

  It’s been a while since my last post. With school and stuff I don’t have a lot of time so I probably won’t post something everyday. Spirit week starts Monday at my High School. Monday is ‘Favorite Decade Day’, sounds interesting. I was thinking of wearing something like I usually wear and saying “I’m dressed for the 2020’s because this is how everyone will dress in the future.” Maybe. I’m going to call some friends later and see what they’re doing. We have some other fun days like ‘Cowboys and Indians Day’ (our school is the warriors), ‘Toga Day’, and my favorite ‘Tacky Day’. It’s going to be a fun week. Then Friday is the Homecoming game and after that is the Homecomig Dance. I think I’m just going with a big group of friends like usual. I’m so pathetic. Well, I’m going to have a great week and I hope you do too. Party On My Readers!

*Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted…HA HA Ha. So funny. A salted, assulted. Okay that was lame, but it’s all I got so atleast pretend to laugh at it.

  Today we started school after a week break. I don’t mind going back to school that much because I now I have to. But the thing that ticked me off was the fact that it’s Columbus Day and we still had to go. Okay, technically Tuesday is Columbus Day but it’s observed today to make it a 3 day weekend. Anyway, why didn’t we get off school today? We used to get off for Columbus Day back in elementary school. The reason I came up with is that they (the faculty and board of education) hate us. They hated us back in elementary school too but they didn’t know it yet so they let us have our precious Columbus Day. But over the years they slowly came to the relization that they hate us, hate us with a passion. That’s why we had to go to school today. That’s why we have finals on the last day of school so we can’t leave early. That’s why they spit in our lunches. It all makes sense now! Don’t you see? They want to make us suffer. And I for one am not going to stand for it anymore! I don’t know what I’m going to do yet but I’m working on a plan. We’ll get them back with a little thing I like to call ‘Senior Prank’. So people, start coming up with ideas, good ones. Now I must laugh evilly: “Mwha ha ha ha”. Okay, I hope you enjoyed my paranoid ranting. Plan On My Readers!

 Okay guys, listen up. I’m going to start putting up qoutes and jokes that you, the readers, send to me. Email your qoute or joke to me at tac_yzarc@yahoo.com and make sure you leave some kind of name so I can show who sent it to me. If it’s not too horribly perverted or full of foul language then I’ll put it on the site. The quotes will be located under the site name (Blog of a Dork), there is one there form me right now, and the jokes will be the first part of my post on most days. To start us off I have a short blonde joke for you all.

*Why did the mirror have six holes in it?  Because a blonde tried to shoot herself.

Now wasn’t that funny. I’m sure you guys can come up with some better ones so I’ll leave the rest to you. Chow my readers!

  I had a great day, I worked from 10 am to 7 pm today at Lost Lodge. That might not sound like fun but it was. All I had to do was watch the ofiice so I sat around, answered the phone a couple times, played on the computer, read a book, and ate plenty of junk food. It’s the best job ever! Okay, about the tittle of this little entry here. Lost Lodge, the resort I work at, has this nice new Dell computer. It’s top of the line. I was going to get on the internet there, just check my e-mail and stuff. I forgot how slow dial up internet is. I have an old, old computer but it has high speed DSL so I just wiz around the internet. Well the point of this story is: The Dell computer was nice and new but it took me like 5 minutes just to get to my e-mail. My computer if frikin’ old but it’s reliable and with DSL it rocks. So remember that it doesn’t matter what make or model your computer is, if your internet sucks then it ain’t worth nothing. Goodbye my readers!

  Okay, let’s start off with the positive. My mom really likes Halloween and when it gets this time of year she goes out looking for all sorts of cool Halloween stuff. Well, long story short, she bought this giant, yellow, foam crown. It’s one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. For some reason I put it on earlier this evening and I still haven’t taken the dumb thing off. I’m wearing it right now. Now, imagine me sitting here, typing on the computer, wearing the giant foam crown. If you imagine right then you should be either smilling or laughing your head off. I hope this shared moment has alteast brought you some joy.

  Now on to the negative. I got up early, my mom and I were all ready to go. Of course you need to show proof of insurance so I started to look for it. Well, turns out that the insurance card for my car (still technically my dad’s car) was in my dad’s wallet and he had already left for work. So I couldn’t go take my test today and I was really pissed. Any normal person would be able to just go next Wednesday and take it but not me! I can’t go Wednesday because I have to take the PSAT. Then Thursday I’m being inducted into NHS (not that I’m complaining about that). So I have to wait unti NEXT FRIDAY to go take it! I think I might explode before then!

  I’ve released my anger about the driving test thing so now we can go back to the good. Just imagine me in that giant foam crown and we will all laugh and be happy. Until next time my readers!

  I would like to thank everyone who visited my sight and left a comment. It means so much that you care. I think I might cry…no maybe not but I am really touched. I would like to say good luck to Tamara who is taking her driving test.  I will be taking mine tomorrow and I hope I do well = ). I cleaned out my car so it would look nice, not that that matters. And you John, Mr. I’m a great driver, you have crashed your car twice. If you can pass the driving test I know that I can.

  Okay, I would like to say  something to my readers so listen closely, or rather read closely. I know my blog isn’t that great now but I promise that it will get better. The more readers I get the more interesting I will make it. There will be interesting quotes and funny jokes and stories. There will also be an in depth discussion of the long debated topic: What is the difference between a hobo and a pan-handler? I know that you want to know. So make sure to tell your friends about the awesome new blog you started reading and make sure you keep reading. Well, I hope you enjoy my blog because if you don’t then there is no point in me writting it. Adios my readers!

  Yeah! Today I got to practice my parralel parking. Everyone talks about how hard it is but I thought it was rather easy. I guess it’s probably easy for me because I have such a small car. It’s a nisan sentra, it’s so cute! Okay, that’s all I have to say about that.  I have to go to my orthodontist tommorrow. I don’t usualy mind but I lost my retainer like 3 weeks ago and my orthidontist is going to be pissed because I didn’t call and tell him. Oh well, I’m just glad that I don’t have those gay braces anymore. Thank God my teeth are finally free. Okay. I’m going to stop now…or now…maybe now…Okay. That’s enough of that. Rock on my readers!

  Okay people I’m posting something new because my blog is still new and it looks kind of pathetic so far. But I’m going to spread the word that there’s a new, kick-butt blog on the scene. (Yeah that was lame.) Anyway, I was looking at my last post and the time was wrong. Now I know that I could easily fix that problem but I’m lazy and I just don’t want to. Also, I think it’s kind of funny in a messed up sort of way. When I post this it will be about 7:37pm on Tuesday, October the 5th. Whatever. Peace Out my readers.  ^_^